1 week late!

Is this kid ever going to grace us with her presence? I thought for sure she'd be here by now! I hate playing the waiting game and I obviously have a problem being patient. I've been given lots of advice on how to get this show on the road and have tried all of it, NOTHING WORKS. I feel like I've been pregnant for 41 months, not 41 weeks. Let's get on with it child!